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Let’s have some SMOKED BANANAS…!

Afiey : Jom peeps, Tea Break time…let’s have some “SMOKED BANANAS” from Kelantan..!

Amoi Colleague : Owh!! “SMOKED BANANAS” !!…Apa tu???…Sedap ker??

“X” Colleague : Owh!!! I know this …It’s nice, I really like it tho”…” SMOKED BANANAS”…Yeah! I know what they call it in Malay…(Dengan confident nye this “X” jawab in Brit’s slang)… ”PISANG ROKOK”…ada betul???…*smile

Afiey :..What!!! “PISANG ROKOK”!!…NO!! It’s called “PISANG SALAI” laa….*adusss….hahaha :-P

A day during Office Tea Time…

I have called for a tea break, asked my colleagues to taste a “SMOKED BANANAS”, a traditional sweet thingy from my hometown. My amoi friend wondering what was that and out of somewhere, I’ve heard a familiar voice behind my back, confidently with a British slang…* yup, you know who aiitte !, Proudly mentioned that he knew what was that…a “SMOKED BANANAS” as in Malay “PISANG ROKOK” or “ROKOK PISANG” – direct translation, “SMOKED” = “ROKOK” !! I was like….errr!…and that’s my Boss!!!…hehehe…;P

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I suka dia punya OUT-C*MING…!

Amoi Colleague: Owh, Saya sangat suka dia punya OUT-COMING !

Afiey : OUT-COMING?…*qulp !!

Amoi Colleague : Yeah! Sungguh colourful !

Afiey: Sungguh colourful huh? *gulp…Macam mana u tahu? Dia makan apa, sampai coloruful? *giggle ;-P

Amoi Colleague : Affieeyy!! u suungguuhh nakal laa…bukan itu OUT-C*MING! Dia punya DESIGN laa !

Afiey: Owh, design OUTCOMES kaaa…ingat kan OUT-COMING apa laa tadi…hahaha ;-D

 

…at work place with “Amoi” …

My Amoi friend mentioned something really…raised eyebrows stuff. She was admiring one male designer and told us that she like his “OUT-COMING”!! I was like…”Gulp!!”..Then she added.”It’s very colorful”…and I was like …double “Gulps”!! and asked her how did she knows that and what have that guy eaten ? as she knows the “OUT COMING”…”OUT CUMING” ???

Then she screamed at me…It’s not that OUT CUM-CUMing?? She meant his Design works…So, It’s his design works OUTCOMES…Now, I Know…! *wink wink  ;-P

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SUUNNNGGGGUUUUUUH sedap…!

Afiey : ...Kalau makanan tu sedap, u cakap apa ‘moi ??

Amoi Colleague:…SANGAT sedap ! ;-)

Afiey : …Kalau terlalu sedap ?? 

Amoi Colleague :…hmmm…SUNGGUH sedap maaa ! ;-))

Afiey:…Ok, kalau terlalu-terlalu sedap pulak ??

Amoi Colleague :…SUUNNNGGGGUUUUUUH sedap laaaaa…hehehe ;-D

Afiey:…hahaha ;-D

…Lunch time with “Amoi” …

As usual a lunch time at Mamak’s restaurant while waiting for our food, I asked Amoi about what she like and like the most.

The question was…If she like LIKE the food, what will she call? She answered…”SANGAT” sedap as is “VERY GOOD” !

Then I asked again..If she LOVE the food, what will she call? She answered…”SUNGGUH” sedap as is “VERY VERY GOOD” !!
Then I asked again…If she really really LOVE the food so much, what will she call? She answered…”SUUNGGGGGGUUUUUH” sedap as is “VERY VERY VERY VERY GOOD” !!

They sounded all the same though with a little tweak in intonation…We both laugh non stop…”SUUNGGGGGGGUUUUH” Funny…hahaha ;-P

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gelak sampai GULUNG GULUNG…!

Designer :..*Tengah buat lawak ! 

Amoi Colleague:..Eh you! Jangan la buat joke banyak banyak…nanti saya gelak sampai GULUNG GULUNG atas lantai, susah woh!

Designer : ..GULUNG GULUNG?…macam GULUNG itu tikar ka *Haha!

Amoi Colleague :..Kenapa gelak saya pulak!..I thot GULUNG GULUNG itu sama macam itu ROFL *Rolling On Floor Laughing!

Designer : ..Owh, Itu bukan GULUNG GULUNG la ‘moi..Itu GULING GULING..*Hahaha!

…Office hour …

One of designers told some jokes and all of us laugh like mad. Then our sweet Amoi told us off with a warning not to tell jokes because she can not take it and will laugh until “GULUNG GULUNG”!! Then, all of us stop laughing …and I asked her “GULUNG GULUNG” like “GULUNG” as is ” ROLL” a mattress ?? Then again Amoi started laughing again…and she told me that “GULUNG GULUNG” was like “ROFL” *Rolling On Floor Laughing!… We heard that and we all burst with laughter again then we told her…It was not “GULUNG GULUNG”…It’s “GULING GULING” !!!  …ROFL ;P

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Kueh LIPAS…!!!

Afiey : …Tea Break, Tea Break..Let’s have some Kueh!! 

Amoi Colleague:…Wahh, Ini Kueh LIPAS banyak sedap woo.!!

Afiey : … Kueh LIPAS!!!…Ada Lipas ka?? Manaaa?? 

Amoi Colleague :…Afiey, bukan ada Lipas laa…Ini Kueh kan, Kueh LIPAS *pointing to the Kueh!!

Afiey : …Owh, Kueh LEPAT laaa…*LOL….Ingat kan ada Lipas dalam itu Kueh….Adooii…hehehe ;-P

 

…An evening with “Amoi” …

After a hard day at work…we bought some Malays’ snacks and desserts (Kuehs) for our tea break. I have called out everyone to enjoy those Kuehs. While busy with all callings, my Amoi mentioned that she really like one Kueh and called it Kueh “LIPAS”…She mentioned it out loud and I was like half screamed asking where was the “LIPAS”…Yeah, that creepy ugly smelly creature, the “COCKROACH”…!!!
Then Amoi scolded me…It was not the COCKROACH as is “LIPAS” in Malay. She showed me the Kueh in her hand…It was Kueh LEPAT !! A kueh that made with glutinous rice flour with banana and some suger and such. Owh dear…It’s a Kueh “LEPAT ” my dear Amoi, not a Kueh “LIPAS”…!! ;-P

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